4 Hilarious Silt Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Why do lawsuits against sand and silt never make it to court?

Sediment always settles

👍︎ 7

💬︎

👤︎ u/kgangadhar

📅︎ Dec 19 2020

🚨︎ report

I can't believe my wife wanted me to get rid of my silt collection!

It's like she doesn't understand the sedimental value!

👍︎ 4

💬︎

👤︎ u/CaptainAmerilard

📅︎ Jul 14 2020

🚨︎ report

I’m heartbroken that I lost a bucket of sand, silt, and gravel.

It was of great sedimentary value.

👍︎ 425

💬︎

👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jan 04 2019

🚨︎ report

In his will, my grandfather left me a bucket of sand, silt, and gravel.

It is of great sedimentary value.

👍︎ 24

💬︎

👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Mar 11 2019

🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.