I only have my shelf to blame.
One pea falls out of the pod onto the ground......
Dad: "Oh look! an escapee!"
Mom and I groan....
... ‘Solo’ would win Hans down.
(I’m sure that’s been done before but it’s new to me. Sorry if that’s the case! Meanwhile I am trying to come up with a version about who shot first - Han or Greedo - but Solo had one Han up and the other under the table, so not both Hans and not really “down” either. Shucks)
Hey, do you know where the farm is?
Just around the CORNer.
Super proud.
Yes, we live in Ohio. All the farms here are corn.
Where’s my pop corn?
The epileptic oyster shucker shucks between fits...
One is a crusty bus station the other is a busty crustacean
I have to say it really shucks.
"Awww shucks"
Coworker 1: Aw shucks looks like we got the wrong lettuce.
Coworker 2: What do you mean? It's the same lettuce we usually get.
Coworker 1: Nuh uh, this is clearly iceberg lettuce.
Badum tss
Awe shucks!
There were costumed food characters on stage in a cooking demonstration at the fair we were at (ice cream, churro, orange, and really round corn on the cob).
As the corn character was introduced, I turned to my girlfriend and said, "Aww shucks, that corn is a little husky."
The immediate look of disdain and the eye roll from her is my reason for living.
My job really shucks.
And felt like you were being STALKED It can feel very EARY Sorry about this pun being too CORNY The joke must really SHUCK
He was stalking someone in a field.
One day, an elderly woman was walking along the street, coming home from the supermarket. Her bag of groceries was especially heavy that day, and as she passed Nathan Hale's Used Cars, she got an idea that she could drive herself to the store and save a lot of shoe leather, time and aching muscles. She walks into the car dealership and, as it just so happens, gets the owner himself. He asks her what kind of car she wants and she replies,
"Well, sonny, I can't remember the name exactly, but it has something to do with hate or anger."
The owner replies, "Well, let's see... Oh yes, you want a Plymouth Fury! We have a couple on the lot. What color do you prefer?"
The lady has some trouble explaining the exact color to him, so she reaches into her shopping bag, takes out an ear of corn, strips down the shucks and says, "I want this color sonny."
To which Nathan replies, "Ma'am I'm sorry, but we don't have any in this color. Could I show you a nice blue one?"
"No son, I want this color."
"But ma'am, they didn't make that color! Maybe a cherry red one would suit you?" says the owner, obviously worried about losing a sale.
By this time, the old lady gets mad, and starts throwing things at the owner, thereby chasing him out of the office and into the lot. One of the salesmen, coming into the office from the back door, notices the disruption and asks the secretary what the old woman was so upset about.
The secretary replies, "Apparently, Hale hath no Fury like the woman's corn!"
Because Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothing to shuck with
Aww shucks
Wife: Did you hear Buca di Beppo (an Italian restaurant) is serving a three course dish called Friends, Romans, and Countrymen?
Me: Will we need to bring corn?
Wife: I don't know. Why?
Me: I assume we will need to lend them some ears.
Me: (my usual set up for a bad pun) I am trying to think a of joke about corn
Mom:don't split any hairs about it
Me: Oh shuck you took my pun.
Aww shucks
Nah, it's too corny....
The other day, I was researching the stock market because I thought it wise to start investing at an early age. After hours of research and going through the myriad shares I could buy, I passed by one that caught my eye...the Teucrium Corn Fund. I could invest in corn, that'll surely stay steady, everyone needs corn! However, after awhile of second guessing myself, as I often do, I decided that I hold off on the stock market until I did more research and study. Yes, I'll invest in corn stocks when I have an ear for it.
at least they don't think my jokes shuck.
...but I heard the work kinda shucks.
Daughter: Wow, those are some big ears of corn.
Me: The better to hear you with, my dear.
Commence eyeroll.
Oh shucks!
OK, that was kinda corny...
I asked if he wanted to help and he said Yeah for sure, but then I said "nah forget, you can just go shuck yourself". He was proud I married into the family.
My status: Any tips on how to keep raccoons from eating my corn crop? I'm all ears. But seriously raccoons are assholes.
Dad friend responds back to back.
"There's a kernel of truth to that statement!"
"But shucks, poor guys can't help it."
"Maybe get your dog to start stalking them."
"Sorry, they're all gone."
"Aww shucks!"
All I saw though was Awe Shucks...
Where's the pop corn?
“Aw, shucks.”
One shucks between fits.
Aww shucks!
Aww shucks!!
Awh shucks
