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Someone tell Jupin. Just poured me a glass of red wine. Omg this is surreal. They obviously couldn't afford the real voice actors so they all sound like discount Eddie Murphy and Mike Myers and there's all these awkward pauses in between lines.
Donkey Ho-tay!
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Will League of Legends ever surpass Shrek, and if it does, when? Will we call it the Shrekening?
After watching yesterday’s 62-39 upset over a Michigan team with the #1 defense in the country, I’m sure you are wondering how a team that lost the Spooky Bois of West Lafayette by 29 was able to bathe itself in Wolverine tears for the 14th time in 15 years. This run against the winningest program in FBS history is impressive, and you might think it’s because of things like “better coaching,” or “better recruits” or “Ohio State wants it more.” These are all good guesses, but the true reason for Ohio State’s recent dominance over the Maize and Blue is an answer truly elegant in its simplicity: The Shrek Franchise.
The 90’s were a dark time for Ohio State and a literal hellscape for our nation as a whole. These were the days of the Macarena, frosted tips, Furby’s, and all your friends telling you to stock up on Beanie Babies because those collections would be worth a small fortune in the future. As dark as these times were for our great nation, things were even worse in Columbus. After the 2000 rendition of The Game, the Buckeyes were 2-10-1 against Michigan under coach John Cooper, the worst stretch in the rivalry since Hitler invaded Poland. This would all change however the following year with the release of Shrek in April 2001.
Featuring early 2000’s comedy staples Eddie Murphy and Mike Myers, CGI well ahead of this time, and most importantly: copious amounts to Smash Mouth, the movie was an incredible success, launching an entire franchise and leading to an influx of CGI comedies and kids movies. That same year, Ohio State hired sweater vest model and punt aficionado Jim Tressel, who in his now famous speech to the alumni said ““I can assure you that you will be proud of your young people in the classroom, in the community, and most especially in 310 days in Ann Arbor, Michigan.” and they were, with Ohio State winning in Ann Arbor for the first time since David Hasselhoff single handedly brought down the Berlin Wall . Things were looking up for both Shrek and the Buckeyes.
Ohio State would go on win The Game the following year on their way to a national championship victory against Dwayne the Rock Johnson’s alma mater Miami. The following year, they unfortunately lost to #5 Michigan as the high from their Shrek magic wore off. Luckily for the Buckeyes however, in 2004 Shrek 2 was released and energized by this sequel, the Buckeyes would go on to defeat their arch nemesis again. The movie a
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I swear this is for research.
I'm not americano, so this sounds like real bullsh*t to me. But is it true?
Edit: literally fu*k my inbox right now
It's just a mediogre movie.
The Shrek franchise boasts quite a few games. Although I can't claim to have played/beaten all of them, I found that I actually have experience with quite a few. Here I would like to elucidate my opinion on seven Shrek games, as there may be others like me that find that they would like to play them, even in 2019.
I will go in chronological order of release:
Shrek (XBox) "ShreksBox": I've already posted my thoughts on this game, and this has not changed. The game is Shrek in name and protagonist only, and bears little resemblance to its corresponding movie. Shrek himself moves too fast for a lumbering ogre, meaning you're falling off of stuff and bouncing off everything, and you can only pick things up for a short time, making this game a frustrating experience as picking things up and/or kicking them is pretty much 100% of the ShreksBox gameplay experience. Do Not Recommend
Shrek Treasure Hunt: Although this game came out after ShreksBox, it released on the PS1 only. Although it's slightly closer to the spirit of Shrek (in aesthetics mainly, Donkey is still absent as with ShreksBox), the game itself is quite ugly and has really low frames (both of these are bad even for a PS1 game) and repetitive as it is basically a series of minigames. This game is only maybe 2-3 hours total, but it couldn't hold my attention even that long. Do Not Recommend
Shrek Super Party: Speaking of a series of minigames, this is a party game where 4 players compete to get the most bugs. Whoever has the most bugs wins... or something. Getting bugs was actually quite confusing, as different bugs were worth different values and stealing bugs from other players was frequent, and it didn't help that the minigames were dull because there wasn't a chance to screw over the other players in the games themselves, so they play the same most of the time. Do Not Recommend
Shrek 2: Now we're getting to the good stuff! This is a solid 4-player gameplay experience, and my favorite Shrek game. Co-op as an option is always good, and there is a decent variety of characters to play (though you cannot choose what characters to play for each level. I think this helps to make each level feel more unique.) There is a decent variety of levels; lots of beat-em-up and platforming, but there are rhythm games, puzzles, and other segments to break this up. **Recommende
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