A list of puns related to "Sharon"
Because Sharon is Karen! (โ๏พใฎ๏พ)โ
Me: Can we change the subject?
Her: Ok. More chores around the house need to be done by you.
Sharon is Karen
So I guess Sharon is Karen
Everyone knows about Karen's, how they argue with everyone about everything.
Do you know about their lesser known Sister, Sharon. She's every bit as argumentative and angry, because as everyone knows,
Sharon is Karen
I replied โDarn it Sharonโ
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This came from when I was doing production lighting. Every once in a while during concert setup the audio tech would need help with mic check. Now the "real" audio guys would always just stand there going "check check check one two". Me being not a real audio guy wanted to have more fun than that, so I would always do "pages" as if I was paging people. But I would use these assumed names. Here is a partial list of names I would use. If you look closely you might notice a familiar u/name or two.
Paging Mister Lobbla โฆ Mister Bob Lobbla (from Arrested Development)
Paging Mister Vitoomey โฆ Mister Lee Vitoomey
Paging Mister Frescoe โฆ Mister Al Frescoe
Paging Miss Haivure โฆ Miss Bee Haivure
Paging Miss Mitch โฆ Miss Miranda Mitch (my random itch - from The Mick?)
Paging Miss Dactyl โฆ Miss Tara Dactyl
Paging Miss Falactec โฆ Miss Anna Falactec
Paging Miss Tonin โฆ Miss Sarah Tonin
Paging Mister Zinette โฆ Mister Ray Zinnette
Paging Mister Reader โฆ Mister Chip Reader
Paging Miss Kiaki โฆ Miss Sue Kiaki
Paging Mister Doffish โฆ Mister Stan Doffish
Paging Mister Debank โฆ Mister Robin Debank
Paging Mister Festo โฆ Mister Manny Festo
Paging Mister Ifornia โฆ Mister Cal Ifornia
Paging Mister Itosis โฆ Mister Hal Itosis
Paging Mister Saroni โฆ Mister Rye Saroni
Paging Mister Nasium โฆ Mister Jim Nasium
Paging Mister Aroon โฆ Mister Mac Aroon
Paging Miss Ester โฆ Miss Polly Ester
Paging Miss Rexia โฆ Miss Anna Rexia
Paging Mister Zapan โฆ Mister Pete Zapan
Paging Mister Tenuff โฆ Mister Jess Tenuff
Paging Miss Eous โฆ Miss Elaine Eous
Paging Mister Aroni โฆ Mister Mac Aroni
Paging Mister Preneur โฆ Mister Andre Preneur
Paging Mister Cetera โฆ Mister Ed Cetera
Paging Mr. Zapple โฆ Mr. Adam Zapple
Paging Mr. Bino โฆ Mr. Al Bino
Paging Miss Slapter โฆ Miss Ida Slapter
Paging Miss Talia โฆ Miss Jenna Talia
Paging Mr. Rafone โฆ Mr. Mike Rafone
Paging Mr. Zark โฆ Mr. Noah Zark
Paging Miss Yoki โฆ Miss Carey Yoki
Paging Mr. Foolery โฆ Mr. Tom Foolery
Paging Mr. Atric โฆ Mr. Jerry Atric
Paging Mr. Duttank โฆ Mr. Phillip Duttank
Paging Mr. Anoma โฆ Mr. Mel Anoma
Paging Mister Jass โฆ Mr. Hugh Jass
Paging Mr. Onella โฆ Mr. Sam Onella
Paging Mr. Maphobe โฆ Mr. Jer Maphobe
Paging Mr. Packa โฆ Mr. Al Packa
Paging Mister Dente โฆ Mister Al Dente
Paging Miss Conda โฆ Miss Anna Conda
Paging Miss Sharalike โฆ Miss Sharon Sharalike
Paging Miss Bellum โฆ Miss Sarah Bellum
Paging Miss Mennopey โฆ Miss
... keep reading on reddit โกCause they didn't feel like sharon!
At a wedding I had just met this guy Cory when he tells the waitress
Him: I need an extra plate for her (his daughter), I'm sharin'
Me: I thought you were Cory!
On a field trip identifying weeds. Teacher: "What's the name of this plant?" Dad: "Sharon."
Dad: and this is my friend Sharon
Karen: my name is Sharon, it's Karen
Dad: last time I checked, Sharon is Karen
Because Sharon is Karen
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