News flash: A sewage truck exploded on the highway.

Many nearby were left with turd debris burns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrSabrewulf
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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I know people put mud on their faces for various benefits but I saw a sign the other day that said sewage treatment works

But trust me, it doesn’t

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nymphomanius
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Construction Dadjoke: Our Sewage Treatment Plant supplier is missing

In his last email he said "I remain at your disposal for any concerns".

Couldn't find him there this morning. I hope he's ok.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andrei178
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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My dad recently started his job at the sewage plant, and already busted a pipe and caused a flood.

His boss found out, and now he’s in deep shit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xianthamist
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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Why do sewage plant workers take a bag of turds home at the end of every month?

Gross earnings.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dob_bobbs
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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Working at a sewage plant must be a really crappy job.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShotgunDogFarts
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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I just met a sewage veteran.

He really knows his shit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Heisy123
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2018
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Australia announced that they have begun dumping sewage into the ocean

It’s now classified as an in-continent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theedjman
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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(X post) My sewage wasn't working very well.

It was a real drain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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What do you wear when you are going into sewage

A waist coat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/live4lifelegit
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2018
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As a sewage tech, I am well qualified for government work...

I have lots of experience in waste management.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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I smelled pretty badly after working at the sewage plant then working out, but went in for a hug from my wife anyway...

She gave me the stink eye as she recoiled away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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I knew a guy who worked at a sewage treatment plant...

He’s writing a book called β€œThe Origin of the Feces”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkFast
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2018
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My buddy lost his job at the sewage treatment plant

He said the hours were really crappy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hbsquatch
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2015
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My dad used to work at the local sewage refinery

His hours were shit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/psudonymtoantonym
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2017
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I was let go from my job at the sewage treatment plant today.

Deservedly so, I don't know shit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Synisive
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2016
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They're re-doing the sewage system around my work with a giant boring machine...

It's not very exciting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xerobull
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2015
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In my line of work you get to see some serious shit

I work at a sewage treatment plant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bewer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Google on April fool's day πŸ™ƒ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/irrationalpii
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2018
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I tried to tell my dad a dad joke

My dad works at a sewage treatment plant and was talking about how he found some money so I said to him "you should spend that money quick it's dirty money" and without missing a beat he looks at me and says "but if I clean it I'll get into trouble for laundering money"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DragonSpikez
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2018
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