What do you call Kevin sealing the joints of a booby trap?
Macaulay Caulkin!
Two electricians I was talking to were arguing over the quality of the duct sealing work in a panel...
"that right there is the duct seal" "that ain't no duct seal" "look here! Ain't no ducks gettin through that there seal!"
What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?
ion
Why do seals swim in salt water ?
Because, pepper water makes them sneeze.
What do you call a Navy Seal with a prolapsed rectum?
bad ass
Video games are an ex-seal-lent way to "seal" some seally puns!
The other day I asked an Alaskan guy if he wanted to eat some seal meat.
He wasn’t really inuit
What do you call an electrically charged seal?
A seal ion.
A seal goes into a bar and the bartender asked him,"What will it be Mr seal?"
The seal responds,"anything but a Canadian Club"
What did the seal with a broken arm say to the shark?
"Do not consume if seal is broken."
"Navy Seal." reddit.com/gallery/jhn7l8
My pet seal was getting a bit old and wrinkly
... so I bought a seal iron
Why do seals carry fish in their mouth?
Because they don't have pockets.
What do seals do when they need medical attention?
Sea kelp
Why did the Walrus go to the tupperware party?
He was looking for a tight seal.
A magician was walking down the street
Then he turned into a shop.
What's a Navy SEAL's least favourite drink?
Canadian Club.
What's the difference between a Sea Lion and a Seal?
"I o n"
I once wanted to read a publication about aquatic mammals...
but it remained a book with seven seals to me.
Why was the Navy Seal sad?
He doesn't like the color blue.
I had to throw an entire box of animal crackers away.
The seal was broken.
I just realized that I forgot to seal all my spices in airtight containers.
I’m expecting to have a bad thyme.
Accidentally ran over a French seal today .
Phoque .
Why did the blind seal get eaten by the orca?
Because he couldn’t see that whale
What kind of seal do you get on letters from Turkey?
A stamped bull
Why are frozen veg always in sealed packs?
To prevent any escape peas.
What is a seals favorite subject?
Art Art Art Art!!!
What does a seal study in school?
Art, Art, Art, Art, Art, ....
