My wife bought all these dog toys, but Scooter here isn’t quite sure what he’s supposed to do.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OverSpeedClutch
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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Forgive me father.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pockets-sandy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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Dominos
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πŸ‘€︎ u/esooldar
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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What do you call a dog with no legs?

Doesnt matter what you call him he isnt coming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meltedpickless
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2018
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This is my favorite(and really happened)

Our new store manager broke an ankle and had to be on one of those knee scooter things for a long time. Her name?

Eileen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TuhTuhTuhToday
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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Got my son on his birthday

OK, yesterday was my sons 6th birthday and he wanted some sort of dog-robot for present but i didnt want to trow money away because i know what they (he and second son) do with toys :) so i told my wife that i would buy him skateboard, because he asked it half-year ago for it, wife said ok, but please buy him also new slippers.

I picked up him from nursery and sit him in his seat and asked him what he want for present, he still wanted robot. Then i told him that i want to buy him something he can ride. He was so exited, he asked me is that a car, i said " can u drive", he said "no, i am too yung", then he asked is that motorbyke, i replayed same, then he asked is that bike, i aksed him, does he already have bike, and he replayed yes, alse happend for scooter. After that he didnt have any more ideas. Then i told him that i will bought him slippers, because u ride slippers (sords of it :D) he was so angry/mad/sad i cant explan :D

ofc i bought him skateboard, but that was so funny for me, that look on his face when he heard slippers, omg

sry for grammar and bad english

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goodye
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2015
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A friend's dad sent me this one. I laughed, but that might just mean I'm a dad.

A team of bad boys in the west were desperados, so a team of bad boys on scooters would be vesperados

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πŸ‘€︎ u/insouciant_imp
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2014
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Stop tasseling me!

My 3 yo son likes asking what that is but doesn't stop asking once you tell him. Today he picked up a tassel that had fallen of his scooter. After him asking me what it was and me telling him 4 times I grabbed and said "stop tasseling me man!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blakey90
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2014
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