Schist Puns

A list of puns related to "Schist"

What? You don't like geology?

Well, Upper Jurassic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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Why didn’t the geologist care about his foliated metamorphic rock?

He didn’t give a schist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PahderShameen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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I'm bothered by lazy geologists who don't take the time to correctly identify rocks...

Sometimes they take this schist for granite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mkrjoe
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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My wife is into geology and rock formations.

http://m.imgur.com/gallery/8FMv6d1

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lonestarFW
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2016
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All these geology puns

Really rock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chieferkieffer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2016
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Only a few days to go until the metamorphic geology road show ...

... time to get your schists together.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sludgemonkey01
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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Are Geology jokes allowed?

Because if the are I've got some pretty gneiss ones but most them are schist. If so, I won't take this opportunity for Granite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timothycampbell45
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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Do you want to hear a geology joke?

I don't give a schist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oh_Sweet_Cheesus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2018
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Geology rocks!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_otterinabox
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2016
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