Say what you will about the Dynamic Island, it’s top-notch design.
People say smoking will give you diseases.
What they don't know is that it cures salmon.
Sometimes a kid will say something that requires you to wash their mouth with soap.
Like, "Dad, watch me bite this pen!"
Say what you will about steak puns
They're a rare medium well done
The teacher asked Little Jimmy, “if I give you 4 cats today and 2 more tomorrow, how many cats will you have?” Little Jimmy said, “Seven” The teacher said, “no Jimmy, four plus two equals six. Why did you say seven? Little Jimmy said,
“Because I already have a cat.”
Say what you will about Will Smith's action
But you got to admit it was a bald move
Coming home from work I see a person fall in the snow. They seem badly hurt. They grab my attention and they say "please, will you call me an ambulance?"
"Yes" I reply
And so I look at them and say ...
..."you're an ambulance"
They say it will get you nowhere
What will a robber say to you when you're getting robbed in Canada?
Gimme all your loonie toonies.
Say what you will about China...
...At least its flag is five stars.
What will the frog say when you show him this post?
Say what you will about horse girls
But they definitely know how to ride
Edit: First time post here, just felt like horsing around
Say what you will about Vlad the Impaler...
...the guy knew how to make a point.
What will you say to Putin when he is being late for something?
Say what you will about anti-vaxxers, flat earthers and young earth Creationists, at least they all have a good conscience...
...especially as they constantly come out with tons of con-science.
How will you say a person that his breath stinks without hurting his feelings
I am bored let's drink mouthwash.
Bruce Willis will probably keep making action movies, because you know what they say about old habits...
Say what you will about Angler's...
I think they have an obtuse personality
8 months later, you will say
The next thing I'll say will shock you
"Every war movie has a bad guy named Will. Have you ever noticed that?" Uhhh, no can't say that I have dad. "Yeah, they're always yelling 'Fire at Will'!"
Probably a repost but literally just happened 2 minutes ago and saw my opportunity for a post.
Say what you will, the people who deliver us letters are our future.
What will you say when Che Guevara aims a tree and misses it?
What do you say when someone forces you to film them against your will?
"Don't make me SHOOT you!"
Say what you will about the deaf...
You can't name your son jack, no one will be able to say hi to him on a plane.
Hijack
My dad literally just said this to me. Lol.
People say smoking will give you diseases…
But how can they say that when it cures salmon?
People say smoking will give you diseases...
But how can they say that when it cures salmon?
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