5 Hilarious Sanity Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I was about to make a joke about my sanity, but then I lost it.

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👤︎ u/InverseFcB

📅︎ Jul 16 2019

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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops.

On my desk I have a work station...

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👤︎ u/2shoesnotfellows

📅︎ Jul 22 2020

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What is the name of the polar bear therapist living at the north pole?

Dr. Sanity Claws

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👤︎ u/Foamy07

📅︎ Sep 07 2020

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Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for Diarrhea medicine

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👤︎ u/TheOnlyJolt

📅︎ Jul 15 2018

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So, my girlfriend and i were doing some role play.

I was Santa she was a naughty girl. 'Unfortunately you've been a naughty girl and you're on Santas naughty list and wont be receiving any presents this year.' 'oh no Santa i really want a present i'll do anything to get on your good list' 'oh i dont know if there is a way i'm afraid' you're just going to have to bend over my knee and take your spank now.' bare butt spanks occur 'Please Santa let me on your good list I'm begging you' 'Well come to think of it there is a Claus in the contract' .... Then realising the accidental Santa Claus pun I made I had to be sure she got it. 'Get it! CLAUS HHAHAHA CLAUS LIKE SANTA CLAUS HAHAHAHHAA' yeah she didnt find it as funny as me... No sex for me..

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👤︎ u/p4nz3r

📅︎ Oct 02 2014

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