What is it called when a Samsung and an Apple mate?

A sample

(Actual joke from my Dad)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MegaMind28
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I don't get why they call it a Samsung Galaxy.

I can't even call Mars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kashindabank
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Do you know why it's difficult to read what is on my Samsung phone's screen from 20 feet?

Because it's on a Galaxy far, far away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/212lefty9
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If you download something illegally on a samsung smart fridge

Is that copyright infridgement?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Demarcus-Xavier
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What do you call the security in a Samsung Store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
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What do you call security guards who guard Samsung stores.

Guardians of the Galaxies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beingjac
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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You know that Samsung is futuristic

Could have been Samsing or Samsang

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
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What do you call the most current Samsung that is presently available?

Samsings

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πŸ‘€︎ u/legendary-jake
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Why do Samsung and iphones dislike the Reno and Realme phones

Because they are the OPPOsition

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Creative_Mud
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Samsung
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πŸ‘€︎ u/genesiscreation7
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Sam didn't want to sing but Samsung.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/itaielidan
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Tech reviewers are just waiting for Samsung to release a mediocre new Note device just to say "It's not noteworthy"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fakt_adolf
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My Samsung!

Then your mother said: He sure did! Look it's on M' iPhone too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reach_Greatness
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What do you call a Samsung store’s security guard

A guardian of the Galaxy Credit:u/eatsleeprepeat101_

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hidininthetrees
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Years ago, I had a Star Wars game on my Samsung, but lost it while on vacation..

a long time ago
On a Galaxy far, far away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fat_Hitchhiker
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Guys! The CEO of Samsung is super popular now...

...His phone is blowing up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THEAdamHill
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I hear that Samsung are employing security guards at all their stores now...

...does this make them...Guardians of the Galaxy?

:D

Hotter half shared that with me the other day. We're trying to build up our dad joke repertoire with a recently arrived bub.

EDIT: for removal of apostrophe

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If you are a bouncer at a Samsung’s, does that make you a guardian of the galaxy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HodeYourBalls
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If you work security at Samsung

Does that make you a guardian of the Galaxy. My kid was in stitches when he told us this one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OZBigfoott
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Everyone told Sam not to sing ,Samsung anyway
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Niwahereza
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Samsung delays the release of their new tablet/phone collab...

Guess the plan just didn't unfold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZestyBiscotti
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Samsung refuses to unfold the reasons behind broken Galaxy Fold

Because they shouldn’t be unveiled

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MogolianShrimp
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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These are note your average puns. Samsung makes a 4 minute ad about their new Galaxy Note 4. And they did note make fun of a single other phone androidauthority.com/note…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kintamanate
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What do you call a guard at the Samsung store?

A guardian of the galaxy!

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What do you call the security outside of a SAMSUNG store?

Guardian of the galaxy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zayer96
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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What do you call Security at Samsung?

The Guardians of the Galaxy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DestroyatronMk8
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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What do you call the guards of a Samsung store?

The Guardians of the Galaxy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gamingfreak207
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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Do you know what they call the security guards at Samsung?

Guardians of the Galaxy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/detrickster
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What do you call Samsung’s security team?

Guardians of the Galaxy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sportznut1000
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What do you call a security guard at a samsung store

Guardian of the Galaxy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-_Anirban_-
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What do you call the security at a Samsung factory.

Guardians of the galaxy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J4KE95
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What do you call the security guards at the Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Samuelcbadams
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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If there are security guards outside of a Samsung store does that mean they are

Guardians of the Galaxy?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
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What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory?

Guardians of the Galaxy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
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What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

>!Guardians of the Galaxy.!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MacItaly
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What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lbrooks13
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What do you call a security guard at Samsung?

Guardian of the Galaxy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Big3151
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What do you call the security at Samsung?

The Guardians of the Galaxy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dr-cereal
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What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung store!

Guardians of the Galaxy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
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What do you call the security guards at the Samsung store

Guardians of the galaxy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Noah84843
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What do you call the guards working at Samsung?

Guardians of the Galaxy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4ost
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What do you call a guard working at the Samsung store?

Guardian of the galaxy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mxlberrybush
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How do you call guards of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the galaxy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Im_Saying
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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What do you call the security guards outside samsung store?

Guardians of Galaxy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_d_g_af
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What do you call the guards outside the Samsung Store?

The Gaurdians of the Galaxy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryannbajaj
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If I’m a security guard at Samsung

Does that make me one of the Guardians of the Galaxy?

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