What is it called when a Samsung and an Apple mate?
A sample
(Actual joke from my Dad)
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︎ Apr 20 2021
I don't get why they call it a Samsung Galaxy.
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︎ Apr 06 2021
Do you know why it's difficult to read what is on my Samsung phone's screen from 20 feet?
Because it's on a Galaxy far, far away.
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︎ Feb 22 2021
If you download something illegally on a samsung smart fridge
Is that copyright infridgement?
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︎ Dec 19 2020
What do you call the security in a Samsung Store?
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︎ Oct 29 2020
What do you call security guards who guard Samsung stores.
Guardians of the Galaxies
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︎ Sep 13 2020
You know that Samsung is futuristic
Could have been Samsing or Samsang
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︎ Nov 05 2020
What do you call the most current Samsung that is presently available?
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︎ Oct 24 2020
Why do Samsung and iphones dislike the Reno and Realme phones
Because they are the OPPOsition
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︎ Jul 16 2020
Samsung
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︎ Jan 06 2020
Sam didn't want to sing but Samsung.
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︎ Jan 14 2020
Tech reviewers are just waiting for Samsung to release a mediocre new Note device just to say "It's not noteworthy"
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︎ Dec 08 2019
My Samsung!
Then your mother said: He sure did! Look it's on M' iPhone too.
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︎ Feb 22 2020
What do you call a Samsung storeβs security guard
A guardian of the Galaxy
Credit:u/eatsleeprepeat101_
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︎ Jan 25 2020
Years ago, I had a Star Wars game on my Samsung, but lost it while on vacation..
a long time ago
On a Galaxy far, far away
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︎ Feb 05 2017
Guys! The CEO of Samsung is super popular now...
...His phone is blowing up
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︎ Sep 03 2016
I hear that Samsung are employing security guards at all their stores now...
...does this make them...Guardians of the Galaxy?
:D
Hotter half shared that with me the other day. We're trying to build up our dad joke repertoire with a recently arrived bub.
EDIT: for removal of apostrophe
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︎ Nov 06 2015
If you are a bouncer at a Samsungβs, does that make you a guardian of the galaxy
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︎ Mar 25 2019
If you work security at Samsung
Does that make you a guardian of the Galaxy.
My kid was in stitches when he told us this one.
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︎ Feb 18 2019
Everyone told Sam not to sing ,Samsung anyway
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︎ Aug 31 2019
Samsung delays the release of their new tablet/phone collab...
Guess the plan just didn't unfold.
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︎ Apr 22 2019
Samsung refuses to unfold the reasons behind broken Galaxy Fold
Because they shouldnβt be unveiled
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︎ Apr 21 2019
These are note your average puns. Samsung makes a 4 minute ad about their new Galaxy Note 4. And they did note make fun of a single other phone
androidauthority.com/noteβ¦
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︎ Sep 29 2014
What do you call a guard at the Samsung store?
A guardian of the galaxy!
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︎ Oct 05 2020
What do you call the security outside of a SAMSUNG store?
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︎ Sep 25 2020
What do you call Security at Samsung?
The Guardians of the Galaxy.
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︎ Jul 11 2020
What do you call the guards of a Samsung store?
The Guardians of the Galaxy
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︎ Jul 10 2020
Do you know what they call the security guards at Samsung?
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︎ Nov 15 2018
What do you call Samsungβs security team?
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︎ Mar 23 2020
What do you call a security guard at a samsung store
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︎ Jun 18 2019
What do you call the security at a Samsung factory.
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︎ Oct 15 2019
What do you call the security guards at the Samsung store?
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︎ Dec 07 2019
If there are security guards outside of a Samsung store does that mean they are
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︎ Aug 17 2016
What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory?
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︎ Sep 27 2019
What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?
>!Guardians of the Galaxy.!<
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︎ Aug 07 2019
What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
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︎ Apr 08 2019
What do you call a security guard at Samsung?
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︎ Sep 19 2018
What do you call the security at Samsung?
The Guardians of the Galaxy
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︎ Oct 11 2019
What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung store!
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︎ Aug 27 2019
What do you call the security guards at the Samsung store
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︎ Dec 15 2018
What do you call the guards working at Samsung?
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︎ Feb 12 2019
What do you call a guard working at the Samsung store?
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︎ Dec 14 2018
How do you call guards of a Samsung store?
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︎ May 20 2019
What do you call the security guards outside samsung store?
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︎ Jun 01 2019
What do you call the guards outside the Samsung Store?
The Gaurdians of the Galaxy.
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︎ Apr 12 2019
If Iβm a security guard at Samsung
Does that make me one of the Guardians of the Galaxy?
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︎ Sep 24 2018
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