They laughed at me when I said I could make a castle out of cheese

Well now they're not allowed in my Roquefort

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Cunt_Puffin
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 09 2022
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What is Medusa's favorite type of cheese?

Gorgonzola

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Sola_Sista_94
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The Moon is made of Cheese

On holiday in a French supermarket I told my 10 year old son that โ€œthe moon is cheeseโ€ of course not true.

Then I told him that only roquefort cheese has a tiny bit of moon rock in it because NASA thought it would be a great joke and bought some moon dust back and the French government loved the idea.

My son of course was doubtful ( we adopted him age 9 and a year was enough to know I could not always be trusted).

Sensibly he went to check with his science teacher - who confirmed the incredible fact!!

P.S yes Iโ€™m evil, but his teacher rocked, and our son carried on with his love of science.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/WoofyChip
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