A list of puns related to "Roquefort"
Well now they're not allowed in my Roquefort
Gorgonzola
On holiday in a French supermarket I told my 10 year old son that “the moon is cheese” of course not true.
Then I told him that only roquefort cheese has a tiny bit of moon rock in it because NASA thought it would be a great joke and bought some moon dust back and the French government loved the idea.
My son of course was doubtful ( we adopted him age 9 and a year was enough to know I could not always be trusted).
Sensibly he went to check with his science teacher - who confirmed the incredible fact!!
P.S yes I’m evil, but his teacher rocked, and our son carried on with his love of science.
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