Roman candle (firework) Puns

A list of puns related to "Roman candle (firework)"

Roaming Candles

I was telling my dad about the fireworks my friends and I lit off last night

Me: And I lit off a Roman Candle

Dad: (makes a squiggly line in the air) So did it go off and start roaming around?

Mom: ugh

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👤︎ u/forensikat
📅︎ Jul 04 2014
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