Roadworks Puns

A list of puns related to "Roadworks"

i heard my dad was stealing from his roadworks job

i didnt believe it at first but when i got home all the signs were there

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👤︎ u/redcliff89
📅︎ Dec 14 2020
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Came across some roadworks with Dad

Picture a road like this, covered in traffic cones and traffic slowed to a crawl.

Dad: An ice cream van crashed here this morning.

Me: Really?

Dad: Yeah, look at all the cones on the road.

*slaps steering wheel in delight

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👤︎ u/noelbuttersworth
📅︎ Aug 27 2013
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I refused to believe my dad was stealing from his work as a roadworker.

But when I got home, all the signs were there.

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👤︎ u/DragonPhyres
📅︎ Nov 10 2018
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