We have to rise up, my breadren
It was the first known casual tea of war.
You never learned about chicken-catch-a-Tory?
I call it Carpool Tunnel
I call it the HEPA-weizen.
In all fairness, he did invent the eye-phone with Jonny Eyeves.
And face-time.
In a circular motion.
Eventually she came around.
Count Draculas.
What a revolutionary discovery!
He also had a brother, the revolutionary vegan activist, Brocco Lee
Blackadder (Rowan Atkinson): I have come up with a plan so cunning you could stick a tail on it and call it a weasel.
Baldrick (Tony Robinson): Morning, Mr. B.
Blackadder (Rowan Atkinson): Leave me alone, Baldrick. If I wanted to talk to a vegetable, I would have bought one at the market.
[Referring to a suicide pill they have both been given, after being captured by French revolutionaries]
Baldrick (Tony Robinson): I’m glad to say you won’t be needing that pill, Mr. B.
Blackadder (Rowan Atkinson): Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words “I have a cunning plan” marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
Baldrick (Tony Robinson): They certainly are.
Blackadder (Rowan Atkinson): Well, forgive me if I don’t do a cartwheel of joy; your record in this department is hardly 100%. So what is it?
Baldrick (Tony Robinson): We do nothing …
Blackadder (Rowan Atkinson): Yup, it’s another world-beater.
Baldrick (Tony Robinson): No, wait. We do nothing … until our heads have actually been cut off.
Blackadder (Rowan Atkinson): And then we … spring into action?
Blackadder (Rowan Atkinson): [to Baldrick] Unless I think of something, tomorrow we go to meet our Maker: in my case God, in your case God knows.
Baldrick (Tony Robinson): Sounds like a bag of grapefruits to me, Mr B.
Blackadder (Rowan Atkinson): The phrase, Baldrick, is “a case of sour grapes” – and yes it bloody well is.
Mrs. Miggins: The Scarlet Pimpernel, Mr. Blackadder! He’s so exciting, don’t you think?
Blackadder (Rowan Atkinson): Actually, I think he’s the most over-rated human being since Judas Iscariot won the AD31 Best Disciple Competition.
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I said “Honey, we don’t need that modern technology,” pointing at the ceiling fan I continued, “When we’ve got something that’s revolutionary.”
Other people must have thought it was revolutionary!
They were revolutionary.
Dad:Of course I know about it. It was revolutionary
I am a TA for her pchem lab and today they were determining the speed of light by melting food in a microwave. We removed the rotating plate from the oven when she pointed and said "That was revolutionary".
She may be a keeper.
Edit : Grammar fails.
It was pretty revolutionary.
I guess it was too revolutionary
It was revolutionary
Is so revolutionary.
Tim Cook claims they're revolutionary.
They're revolutionary.
I guess you could say it was revolutionary.
"I've invented a revolutionary door knocker. They've awarded me the No Bell Prize"
I have a co-worker that goes to the gym after work most days. He also happens to be a little dramatic, which helped here.
Me: "Hey, man. How was the gym?"
Him: "Revolutionary!"
Me: "Ah, so today was bike day?"
Momentary pause followed by those sweet, sweet groans from him and one other co-worker within earshot. Great way to end the day.
My brother, my stepdad and I were working on a mower that we picked up from someone. The mandrel assembly was broken, but we didn't know that until we looked under the mower deck.
<After picking up the mower deck> Stepdad: Ohh! I see what's going on! Brother: Stepdad saw something revolutionary!
Groans were had all around
So the joke goes "You know, James Madison was a naturalist. A lot of people don't know that. He really loved the environment and care a lot about wildlife. In fact, he tried to put protecting wildlife into the bill of rights, but a lot of people don't know that he was dyslexic too. So when he was writing the 2nd amendment he wrote the right to bear arms, but what he meant was the right to arm bears!"
Just went on a tour of revolutionary battlegrounds (truly amazing if you ever get the chance) and that joke was told in excess of 50 times, no exaggeration.
Revolutionary invention
It really makes my day.
...revolutionary
