I tried to rev up my car today

but in the end it’s clearly exhausted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dyspaereunia
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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The Rev. Spooner got the world Poker champion in to tend his vegetable plants.

He was told to 'Weed 'em and reap'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAnagramancer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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Dad pulls up to a red light, Car next to him revs the engine and yells "race?"

Dad responds "Hispanic!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/strider820
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2016
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My son asked me what the difference was between horsepower and torque. I explained that horsepower is often more expensive the greater the amount...

...whereas torque is cheap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blarty97
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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Our local priest rides around our town on a motorbike all day.

We just call him Rev.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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What do you call a marathon for Pastors?

A rev-run

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MNdwarf
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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This book certainly helped through some hard times
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deathlysin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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what do you call a marathon for pastors?

a REV. RUN

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neadien
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2017
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What do you call a priest on a motorbike?

Rev

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coleman_James
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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What is a marathon for pastors called?

A Rev-run.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_PROkofiev_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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