My dad has a whole list of responses to the same question

Any retail/coffee clerk: how are you today sir?

Dad: Like a fart in a space suit, Like a fire hydrant at a dog parade, Can I get back to you on that?, Like a one legged man in an ass kicking contest

There is more I just can't remember them all. So embarrassing.

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