Me: My wife injured herself lifting a brick reservoir above her head three days ago.

Coworker: How is she today?

Me: She's still holding up well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/haymalb
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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How are reservoirs punished?

They are given Misdameanors

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Asadleafsfan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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Our local cult just started praying for a reservoir to be created on the river running through their compound

God Damnit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukeurmyson
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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Our city’s main reservoir leaked and now water supply is dependent on a network of bores

Which to be honest I think is a pretty mean way to refer to our city council, however dull they may be.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukeurmyson
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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The old lady who lives next door keeps talking about a small deep-ground reservoir...

I think she means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TMCBarnes
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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I think dads automatically gain access to a dadjoke reservoir the moment they become dads...

My aunt recently had a baby, and she was telling us about the experience the other day at a family get-together. How beautiful her little girl is, how amazing the experience was, yadda yadda. Then she told us about my uncle's reaction, which she was less than thrilled about.

When my uncle saw his daughter for the first time after my aunt had just labored for hours, he said:

"Damn, it's 2013, you'd think they'd have started making these things cordless by now."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CloudyWithRain
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2013
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My friend installs water heaters that have no reservoir to store water...

It's a tankless job, but he loves it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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The villagers wanted to build a water reservoir to fight the dry season...

Sadly the government didn't give a dam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RichardPath_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2018
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My Jewish friend got his son the best 13th birthday gift.

So his son plays baseball and his mitt was in rough condition. They make these little boxes for baseball mitts that put out heat, humidity, and massage the mitt slightly to keep it in good condition. They're pretty small and can fit on a kitchen counter top. It's best to keep them near the sink to refill the water reservoir when it gets low. It's helpful if it's like right above the sink. My friend had put his on the bar behind the sink.

It was seriously the nicest bar mitt spa I had ever seen!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AJordanCarroll
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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