26 Hilarious Remember the Time Puns

I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control.

I thought to myself "well this changes everything."

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👤︎ u/mikelusk7

📅︎ Feb 17 2022

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I remember the last time I was someone's type.

It was when I was giving blood.

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👤︎ u/TheAzrael2013

📅︎ Sep 03 2021

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I remember when I left home for the first time, my mum said to me, "Don't forget to write!"

I thought to myself, 'That's unlikely,Its a basic skill, why should I?"

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👤︎ u/VERBERD

📅︎ Apr 27 2021

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Cow #1: Remember the first time we were milked by the farmer?

Cow #2: This brings back mammaries.

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👤︎ u/dubaidadjokes

📅︎ Feb 03 2021

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I remember the first time I used a dictionary...

It was a defining moment in my life.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat

📅︎ Nov 24 2020

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I can still remember the time I undercooked my French bread.

The pain is still Raw.

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👤︎ u/WhoElseButAlf

📅︎ Nov 13 2020

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i remember the first time i got stabbed with a balisong

i had butterflies in my stomach

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👤︎ u/Aleksandr_Kerensky

📅︎ Nov 24 2020

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I remember the time my parents revoked my PlayStation rights.

I was inconsolable.

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👤︎ u/slightlyaw_kward

📅︎ Nov 23 2017

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I remember the first time I bolted two things together with metal fasteners.

That was a riveting experience.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat

📅︎ Jan 28 2020

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I still remember fondly the times dad used to roll us down the hill inside tires.

Those were the Good Years.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Dec 18 2018

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I remember the most humiliating time at camp...

I was wearing overalls and, in my sleep, had relieved myself...

It was an overall crappy experience.

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👤︎ u/Water4real

📅︎ May 01 2020

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I remember the first time I saw Kermit the Frog on Broadway...

Such a ribbit-ing performance.

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👤︎ u/chuckyocouch_

📅︎ Mar 03 2020

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As I reflect back on my past, I remember the time when I forgot to pay my electric bill.

Those were some dark days.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat

📅︎ Oct 03 2019

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I still remember the hard times when I couldn’t even pay my electric bills

It was the darkest period of my life

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👤︎ u/IlConteiacula

📅︎ Aug 17 2019

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I remember the first time I got to second base...

Ahhh, the mammaries

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👤︎ u/dreph

📅︎ Sep 26 2019

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I have a fetish, and I remember the first time I tried to do it with a granola bar

It was just nuts

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👤︎ u/O-the-Indian

📅︎ Feb 24 2019

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I still remember fondly the first time my Dad took me to a wonderful seafood restaurant.

I’ll never forget it. A great mussel memory.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Aug 06 2018

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I remember the first time I saw a boob

It's a cherished mammary

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👤︎ u/thatguyfromchicago

📅︎ Oct 14 2015

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I can't remember the last time I got blackout drunk

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👤︎ u/Terrific_Soporific

📅︎ Aug 17 2015

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I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control, I thought to myself,

this changes everything

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👤︎ u/well_I_swan

📅︎ Aug 10 2020

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I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought: "Well this changes everything!"

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👤︎ u/hakced

📅︎ Jun 20 2016

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I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control.

I thought to myself "Well, this changes everything"

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut

📅︎ Mar 20 2020

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I remember the first time I saw a universal remote.

My first thought was "well, this changes everything!"

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👤︎ u/Clambake42

📅︎ Jan 19 2016

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I remember the first time I got a universal remote. I thought, this changes everything.

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👤︎ u/iamthelasttimelord

📅︎ Jan 11 2018

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I remember the first time I saw a Universal Remote.

I thought to myself "Well... this changes everything!"

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👤︎ u/Clambake42

📅︎ Jul 28 2014

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I remember the first time I saw a universal remote...

I thought to myself, "this changes everything!"

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👤︎ u/carbon480

📅︎ Nov 22 2013

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