Religious order Puns

A list of puns related to "Religious order"

I'm turning my life around and joining a religious order.

I'm getting out of the frying pan, into the friar!

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👤︎ u/Kakulu_Mono
📅︎ Nov 21 2018
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Where do men in religious Holy Orders sleep at night?

In monk beds

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👤︎ u/Red_Storm_Breaking
📅︎ Oct 03 2018
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I've recently started a religious order devoted to cutting up and frying potatoes.

We're the Chip Monks.

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👤︎ u/Klogaroth
📅︎ Jan 17 2017
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Customer dadjoked my boss and I tonight. I loved it. His wife and my boss were not amused.

So I work at a pizza shop. This middle aged man, typical dad polo shirt, white New Balances, etc... comes in with his wife. They want subs. So my boss is taking their order. She asks him if he wants any cheese on his sub. He responds "yeah, that religious stuff". My boss looks up at him confused and says, "what?". I immediately jump in and say, "Swiss!" My boss looks even more confused. The guy is smirking and says, "yeah, the holy kind!" His wife lets out the biggest groan as him and I crack up. My boss just shook her head and walked away in disgust.

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👤︎ u/relytv2
📅︎ Jun 01 2014
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