Jesuits Puns

A list of puns related to "Jesuits"

So a teacher asks her class if they knew what a Jesuit was.

One of the students replies “Its what my mom says to me with when I misbehave.” “What?” “She looks at me and yells ‘jesuit* til your father gets home!’.”

[Jesuit= Just you wait]

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👤︎ u/Igrotzny
📅︎ Jun 22 2019
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What's the difference between Jesuit clergy and Benedictine clergy?

Jesuit clergy have Vatican Days, while Benidictine Clergy have Holland Days.

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👤︎ u/quackdamnyou
📅︎ Jul 16 2019
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