I had a pile of RAM, but I can't quite recall where I put it

I must've lost my memory

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I have a Science Fair project on how music effects concentration and memory. Can any of you guys help me think of a punny or clever title?

If there's anything I'm terrible at, it's coming up with puns. Any help would be GREATLY appreciated!

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After my memory loss, I couldn't remember the other word for 'couch'.

I've been having a hard time recalling it sofa.

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👤︎ u/sodomicity
📅︎ Jan 19 2019
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With his perfect memory, he was one of the best lawyers you'd ever meet

He had tortal recall

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📅︎ Jul 24 2017
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When i was 5 i got granted a wish...

It was either to have an enormous penis or a fantastic memory, if only I could recall my response

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👤︎ u/Mex5150
📅︎ Sep 23 2020
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An elephant was drinking out of a river one day

when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log. So, he ambled on over and kicked it clear across the river.

"What did you do that for?" Asked a passing giraffe.

"Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 53 years ago."

"Wow, what a memory" commented the giraffe.

"Yes," said the elephant, "turtle recall".

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📅︎ Sep 08 2016
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