I was thinking of making an investment on a new farming venture that feeds marijuana to cows instead of grass.

The steaks will be too high for sure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Negative_Integer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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After ironing all my clothes I'm totally RAGged
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TOMdachi1231
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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What do you call it when you spill your drink all over a piano?

Rag time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drfantabulo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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My window cleaner was banging on my window shouting and swearing!

I thought to myself: He’s lost his rag.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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They celebrate the trials and tribulations of the inventors of Kotex today during Women's History Month!

It's a rags to riches story

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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Time to switch from Scott Paper to Scott ...

Joplin, and collect some Maple Leaf Rag from the back yard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RooibosCeleryTea
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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My roommate cleans my room and I clean hers.

Guess we are "maid for each other".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nocturnal_shit
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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What kind of music do mummies like to listen to?

Wrap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reck15
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2017
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Did you hear about the reused cloth label group?

They are the real rag tag team.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ruminino
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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What kind of headwear do gangsters who have a scat-fetish wear?

Doodoo rag.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BooBooDingDing
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2018
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One summer day, a man was outside washing the car with his son.

His son said, "You know, you can use a rag to do this."

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My wife wasn't angry after this.... just full of disapointment

Basically she was on her rags and decided to have a go at me because of something really tiny, I think I left some juice on the bench or something, but instead of getting involved in an argument I waited for the perfect moment. So out of nowhere came this glorious comment.

"honey I think you are just Ovary-Acting".

she just looked at me like she was so done with my shit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sm1lestheBear
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2015
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I'm getting tired of being dadjoked....

I had a couple friends in my car to go hang out downtown. I started ragging on my friend about why he didn't drive. He said he has a flat tire.

As we drove out of the neighborhood, I saw a tire leaning up against a fence. I pointed, "well look, there's your new tire"

My other buddy then pipped in, "No, we can't use that one, it's obviously tired." My friend then chimed in, "ha, that was wheely good."

To my two friends...I hate you both.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2014
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