A list of puns related to "Raffia palm"
Iβve got a source of carbs, protein, and water at my base but the only sustainable way to farm fats is unknown nuts and the planted raffia palm drops like two every few days it seems. Any other way to farm fats other than hunting or stockpiling brazil nuts?
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~~Moncler Wool Cardi |
Do your worst!
It really does, I swear!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
Theyβre on standbi
Iβve existed in a liminal space for most of my life (25 F). Iβm east asian, adopted by a white family. My family comes from old money, but is middle class now. We have equal parts rich and normal family friends, the spectrum being Palm Beach rich to living in our backyard in a yurt. And finally I have moved 20+ times, lived in 10+ countries, been homeschooled, gone to private school, and public school in rural and suburban areas.
All this to say Iβve encountered a lot of different people in different contexts. Iβve always used the way I dress as a way to acclimate. Something thatβs always interested me is social signaling.
Iβm curious about what items people have bought to signal that they are part of a certain crowd. What was the item? Was it unbranded, conspicuously branded (i.e. LV canvas bags) or inconspicuously branded (i.e. The Row)? When you wore it, did it change how people treated you? Did it ultimately help you or hinder you? And to clarify that question, was it you? Or were you being inauthentic to fit in?
I guess Iβm just interested to learn what items hold the most significance in certain circles. And how that has influenced peopleβs style and the things they buy or save for.
I guess Iβll give some examples...
In Palm Beach, at a party, I might wear a Lilly Pulitzer dress, VC&A necklace, and raffia clutch. The dress and clutch are obvious, itβs warm, itβs tropical, itβs a designer whose style is obviously popular from walking down the street. The VC&A necklace is the social signaling item. It speaks to an insider knowledge of the designer pieces that are most popular for this crowd.
In LA, within the influencer crowd, the social signifier might be the Prada shoulder bag or the Cartier love bracelet.
Also in La, within the socially conscious slow fashion crowd, maybe itβs the Cuyana tote, or maybe itβs not wearing any brands at all, but buying clothes only from thrift stores.
Buenosdillas
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Why
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! π Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
Movin' out soon, gotta clear this shit. Round 2, these are all the items that have to get cleared out. Makes for great personals/gifts.
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~~BAP |
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Balenciaga Crew Hoodie Yellow | New | XS (Very oversized, fits L) | 50 |
MISBHV Anime Booba Hoodie White/Cream | New | M | 25 |
Balenciaga Back Logo Hoodie White | Worn a few times | XS (Very oversized, fits L) | 55 |
Bape Dual Side Hoodie Purple/Orange | New | S (Fits tight M) | 25 |
Off-White Spray Flannel Red | New | M | 25 |
Gucci Front Logo Hoodie Black | New | M | 35 |
Off-White Firework Hoodie Black | New | S (Tight M) | 30 |
Thom Browne 4 Bar Crewneck Navy | Worn once | 1 (S) | 30 |
Off-White 'Seeing Things' Baseball Jacket Black | Worn once | M (Cropped) | 85 |
AMI Small Heart Logo Cardigan Black | New | M | 35 |
Nike x CPFM Crystal Embellished Hoodie Black | New | M | 45 |
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Movin' out soon, gotta clear this shit. Round 2, these are all the items that have to get cleared out. Makes for great personals/gifts.
Paypal Invoice Only.
Australian Buyers Prioritized
Sydney Based
First come, first serve basis
Some shoes come with boxes however all listed prices come without boxes. If the box is requested, shipping price will be more expensive and will be subject to higher prices.
All items listed are in USD.
Same day/next day shipping.
Blank prices mean they're sold.
Don't ask me how the product matches to retail.
Pictures have timestamp tag.
~~BA |
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