RIS Puns

A list of puns related to "RIS"

Lately I’ve been storing all my extra change in some bushes outside.

I’m starting my own hedge fund.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ Feb 03 2021
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I hate it when uppercase & lowercase letters are mixed together in a phrase...

It's a WoRsT cAsE sCeNaRiO

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👤︎ u/dubaidadjokes
📅︎ Aug 12 2020
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Firetruck plowing through an intersection xpost /r/unexpected
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👤︎ u/hellABunk
📅︎ Nov 11 2015
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What's the largest pottery company in USA?

Puerto-Ri Co.

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👤︎ u/Chuu_
📅︎ Jun 10 2017
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Texting lunch plans w/ Dad while I'm in a meeting, when suddenly...

Sometimes groaning in a meeting due to a text from your father is misinterpreted as your thoughts on the meeting discussion. Thanks, Pop.

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👤︎ u/dtsjr
📅︎ Feb 12 2014
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Pops has always been the sensitive type.

Family was discussing how my brother's ex-girlfriend's grandmother is being transported to RI to be buried after passing away in Florida.

Me: Isn't it sorta weird... you know.. that there could be a dead person flying in a plane en route to Rhode Island.

Dad: No, not really. I'd say the guy she was sitting next to would be the only one a little creeped out.

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👤︎ u/MichaelAnz
📅︎ Jun 01 2014
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