French revolution puns?
I only have one.
The Americans supported the cause of the French Revolution, but not the execution.
Puns off the names Robespierre, Saint Just, etc especially requested.
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︎ Dec 31 2014
During the French Revolution thousands of people met their end with the blade of the guillotine, including King Louis XVI
He should have quit while he was a head
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︎ May 11 2021
The french revolution was kind of a pain in the neck, but once it was over it was a weight off of some people's shoulders
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︎ Feb 08 2021
I have been reading some history on the French revolution and found out what happened to Louis XVI's head
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︎ Jul 27 2020
The revolution died
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︎ Jul 04 2019
I had a hard time learning about the American Revolution.
It made my head go round and round.
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︎ Oct 25 2020
The communists have been talking about their revolution for over a hundred years now...
Iβm starting to think theyβre Stalin
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︎ Jul 24 2020
What do you do when there's worldwide revolution going on?
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︎ Jul 09 2020
In France, when the honey bee revolution began they broke out a tiny little guillotine for the Queen...but she laughed in their faces.
No matter how much they tried, the guillotine wouldn't work. When the chief executioner examined the situation it was clear why, she had already been "bee-headed"
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︎ Apr 18 2020
Two wind turbines were standing around, complete silence except for the wind, when one asks the other, "Hey, what kind of music do like?" The other one thinks for a few revolutions and says,
"I'm a really big heavy metal fan."
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︎ Feb 18 2020
The French Revolution was a-head of it's time
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︎ Jun 30 2019
cycle, gyration, reel, revolution, rotation, run, spin, trundling, turn, twirl, undulation, whirl
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︎ Sep 29 2019
Why did the ticks lead a revolution?
because the had the blood of the proletariat inside them.
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︎ Jan 20 2019
TIL: During the American Revolution, George III didnβt even bother to leave the couch.
He was sofa king comfortable.
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︎ May 28 2019
A French nobleman's estate was destroyed during the French Revolution.
The results were chΓ’teau-strophic.
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︎ Oct 07 2018
Did you hear about the broom revolution?
It's sweeping the nation off its feet
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︎ Feb 26 2019
I made a new years revolution..
Because I'm turning my life around.
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︎ Jan 27 2018
There's a Revolution going on in Electric Power Generation
The question is: do you want to be leading the charge, or be part of the resistance?
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︎ Apr 02 2017
If communism is so good, then why are communist revolutions always so suspicious?
I mean, they always raise at least a few red flags.
(x-post from shittydebatecommunism)
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︎ Sep 16 2017
What did children used to celebrate on their date of birth when Industrial Revolution took place?
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︎ Jun 22 2018
Why is the French Revolution just like Prohibition?
They both got rid of Bourbon!
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︎ Jan 27 2017
World Revolution
I told my wife "the world doesn't revolve around our daughter".
She asked "why?"
"Because she's our daughter, not our sun."
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︎ Jul 28 2017
I really hated the French Revolution
But now that it's over I feel much Les MisΓ©rables.
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︎ Feb 11 2016
Stop making French Revolution jokes
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︎ Jun 01 2012
Did you hear about John Green's new book set in the Russian revolution?
It's called 'The Fault in our Tsars'.
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︎ Sep 04 2015
I was reading the history of the French Revolution, and just found out what happened to Louis XVI βs head.
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︎ Apr 09 2019
I was reading the history of the French Revolution, and just found out what happened to Louis XVI 's head.
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