My local golf shop is selling all its stock to stay in business. The putters, the drivers and the irons are all gone, but they are not out of the woods yet.
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👤︎ u/ATX_Stig
📅︎ Jul 19 2019
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A putter and a #4 iron rob a bank, who is waiting out in the car?

The getaway driver.

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📅︎ Jun 14 2019
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Snakes and putters

So my brother in law goes shopping with his future father in law, and the future father in law (FFIL?) buys a used putter at a flea market.

My wife: "why'd he buy a putter?"

My bro in law: "He's having a snake problem. The idea is to get the snakes around the end of the putter."

My wife: "What are you supposed to do once you have a snake on a putter?"

Me: "Try to put a hole in one."

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👤︎ u/camram07
📅︎ Aug 11 2015
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My dad was just puttering around this morning...

Me: "Hey dad, what're you up to?"

Dad: "About 5'7 and a half."

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👤︎ u/jackedon
📅︎ Aug 13 2014
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Luck rituals in the Australian Open.

I was golfing in the Australian Open for the first time. I noticed all the pros were putting various condiments on their clubs. Salt on a putter, brown sauce on a driver, ketchup on a 9-iron.

I my caddy why they were doing it, and he explained that an Australian thing for good luck.

Now, by that time I had already shot straight into a sand trap so I said to him: "Too bad I didn't know about it. I really could use some of that luck right about now."

He just smiled...

...and gave me a vegemite sand-wedge.

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👤︎ u/BrianBoyko
📅︎ Sep 22 2020
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I just discovered r/dadjokes today

I've been browsing it all day and annoying my family by reading every post out to them.

After enough torture the app stopped working.

I told them "Aww the app crashed...

I guess it wasn't a very good driver."

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👤︎ u/Tater8q3
📅︎ Jul 30 2015
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My father used to like to get to the golf course an hour early to use the practice green...

He liked to putter around.

RIP. Miss the old man.

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📅︎ Mar 16 2019
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Played golf yesterday but didn't do so well. Maybe it's the ball.

I'm just not hitting it par enough.

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👤︎ u/jsushe01
📅︎ May 23 2017
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Asked my dad about golfing

Dad loves to golf and he enjoys drinking while golfing. A couple days ago he came over for a visit after a few rounds.

"How was golfing? You seem a little buzzed, did you have a few drinks?"

"Of golf course!"

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I cracked up but my husband groaned.

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📅︎ Mar 29 2015
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My first dad joke

Just dropped my first DJ My friend said "I'm having to restart my computer, driver issues" so I replied "you should try your putter instead" KABLAMYWAMY

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👤︎ u/robthevoid
📅︎ Aug 16 2015
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