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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/phut-
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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Why do beat-boxers love Puss in Boots?

Okay I got the idea for this from a thread a while back.

Setup: [title of the post]

"...why?"

Answer: Because [whisper] boots'n'cats'n'boots'n'cats'n'boots'n'cats

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Crocodilly_Pontifex
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 14 2015
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I pussed my pants.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/bivymack
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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What do cats like to eat on a hot day?

Mice cream cones.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Tree_Weasel
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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What do a dolphin and a cat with no money have in common?

They're both a poor puss

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/eastville_villan
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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My new job has me moving boxes upon boxes of pickles.

I find the whole procedure rather cumbersome.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MrFillywonk
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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I tried to copy my friend's test about jungle cats.

But he called me a cheetah

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Mc-Breezy-Butt
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur.

Lick-a lot-of-puss.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/crystalskull89
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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If an octopus is an octopus because it has eight legs, does that mean that cats should instead be called quadropuss?

You know, because it has four legs... and a cat is also called a puss.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/IAmMyOwnLaw
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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Have you heard the one about the lemon cat?

It was a real sour puss

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SilentFinch
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 06 2018
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Had to come up with a last minute costume so I became a dad joke!

http://imgur.com/7c4bFwj

I can list them all but some of my favourite are:

I stayed up all night wondering where the sun had gone and then it dawned on me.

Whenever the cashier asks me if I want the milk in the bag I say "no just leave it in the carton"

Why was the policeman sleeping in his car? It was arrest stop!

I attached all of my watches together to make a belt. It was a waist of time

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/bluejade89
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 01 2015
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So, your cat lost one of his lives?

I guess now he's an octo-puss.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/teatimetibbons
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 15 2015
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My cat licked my finger after I'd been eating salt and vinegar chips.

Talk a bout a sour puss.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/pyrrhios
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 16 2017
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Diagnosing a diseased catfolk in our Dungeons & Dragons game.

So we are playing dnd and our Catfolk Barbarian gets sick from being bitten from a giant tick a few days ago. She's pretty salty about it because it's made her physically weaker and she can't hit thing as well. The GM (her dad) says "She is sick with a disease that's like an extreme form of lime disease." "My God". I said "It's Lemon Disease." Without skipping a beat the GM says, "Yes. And it's made a sour puss."

We all die.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Derflem
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 27 2015
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Octo puss.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Genekid
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 20 2015
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One day I'll achieve my life's ambition of sticking an Irish cat onto an ice cream

It'll be my Magnum O'Puss.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MartyCrumboid
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 01 2017
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What do sharks eat for Thanksgiving dessert?

Octo-pie

...Octopi...?

pusses?

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lick-a-lotta-puss

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/linekergv
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