People who insist that apps are deficient for tarot compared to the real thing are why I don't want to be on this reddit anymore.
If someone is disabled in a way such that they can't use a physical deck of cards and thus rely on an app, someone like that is arguing that this means those disabled people have no way to do true self readings.
And that is the most ridiculous thing for someone to say when they absolutely believe in energy transference.
I wonder, have these people so set against apps ever experiment with using an app exclusively for months or even years? I have; for two years. And I had readings just as true as anything I did with physical cards.
Anyone who wants to call me incompetent and unable to give true readings at all no matter what because I get equally good readings from apps and from physical decks? Be my fucking guest. Show how gatekeepy you really are.
This whole thing reminds me of people who insist you must cut with your left hand to get true readings, because that's the best way to transfer energy. But what if you don't have a left hand?
Why would something like Tarot exclude entire swaths for such a petty rule like that?
"You can't use an app" is gatekeeping.
I am fucking done. Guess what, I'm disabled. Some days I can't shuffle because of pain. Anyone want to tell me that means I will never be as good as able-bodied readers because of that? If you believe this? Wow. Guess everything I ever wrote on this sub is worthless and without insight. You should probably ignore it all.
For anyone who cares, here is my line: if the rule you propose for Tarot eliminates entire swaths of humans from using it, you are in the wrong.
By the way, physical shuffling also can't achieve true randomness. Pseudorandom algorithms are good enough to achieve the same level of randomness as that, especially if they use noise generators to create seeds.
And true random algorithms exist; their input comes from things like rooms full of lava lamps.
Source: me being an actual fucking computer scientist.
I am so done. I know me leaving doesn't make a difference, so it's not a deal anyone cares about or should; just let it be known that my final straw was seeing people I respect being ableist and when called out resort to telling others that they don't know how to logic and then making snide comments about usernames, and getting upvoted.
On a sub where they proclaim strong belief in energy transference.
Like I also believe in energy transference,
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”
“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Mentos
(I will see myself out)
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
But let me give it a shot.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
He’s the new temp.
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Amy
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
