Protonation Puns

A list of puns related to "Protonation"

Neutron to electron: i think im decaying into a proton

Electron: are you sure?

Neutron: im nearly positive

Electron: ive never been so attracted to you

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👤︎ u/ponylover9628
📅︎ Sep 16 2020
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A proton is arrested

Proton: What's the charge

Lawyer:Positive

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👤︎ u/nibba_man69
📅︎ Apr 28 2020
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Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were Catholic.

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👤︎ u/drozzi007
📅︎ Dec 08 2019
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What do positively charged particles have in common with professional sumo wrestling teams?

They're both protons.

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👤︎ u/fecalfettucine
📅︎ Jan 21 2021
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Why did the proton go to court?

Because it was charged with a crime

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👤︎ u/kiereeelll29
📅︎ Sep 04 2019
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If protons and neutrons had sexual life, what would their most common saying be?

Spark me daddy

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👤︎ u/Kajinator
📅︎ Nov 17 2019
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A proton and neutron break up...

An electron walks up to the proton and says, “Hey! Stay positive!”

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👤︎ u/Munk-the-Man
📅︎ Apr 26 2019
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How come protons are so attractive?

They stay positive no matter what..

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👤︎ u/bondeddd
📅︎ Feb 28 2019
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The proton says to the electron,

" Why so negative bro?"

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👤︎ u/EvadNamNav
📅︎ Jul 22 2017
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What did the electron say to his protons and neutrons that had slept in?

"Up and atom!"

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👤︎ u/JoeyIsUber
📅︎ Feb 05 2012
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What did one hydrogen atom say to the other when it picked up another proton?

"You're out of your element!"

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👤︎ u/CollegeRuled
📅︎ Jan 15 2017
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How do protons and neutrons stick together so well in the nucleus?

They've got to have some damn strong gluon them.

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👤︎ u/rzezzy1
📅︎ Jan 23 2015
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Did you know that protons have mass?

They're Catholic, you see.

(Full disclosure: I didn't come up with this one myself. I'm not dadly enough for that.)

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👤︎ u/xwatchmanx
📅︎ Jun 29 2015
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Two electrons

Two electrons are talking to each other

The first one points to a proton and says "Do you want that charge?"

The second one points to an antiproton and says "No, discharge"

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👤︎ u/Anti-charizard
📅︎ May 09 2020
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The worlds shortest joke.

Two women were sitting quietly.

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👤︎ u/labink
📅︎ Jun 25 2019
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Blind man walks into a pub
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👤︎ u/darkchocolatevoodoo
📅︎ Jun 24 2018
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It belongs here reddit.com/r/AntiJokes/co…
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👤︎ u/l_osservatore
📅︎ Mar 04 2018
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My mom told my dad to come say something positive to me

I just had lost a tennis match and my dad promptly walks over, and looks me in the eyes and says "Protons." Then he walked away...

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👤︎ u/Bzimmy
📅︎ Apr 14 2015
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I can't find any evidence of this pun after some searches...(OC?)

Me- I meet an interesting person the other day

Her- Oh, ok?

Me- Turns out he runs a school

Her- Not too interesting so far...

Me- Yeah, but it's a school for protons, neutrons and electrons

Her- umm, sorry, what?

Me- Yeah, but it's the Principal of the matter, you see?

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👤︎ u/somethingwickednc
📅︎ Jun 27 2015
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So I was telling my dad about the new TRON movie...

And he says: "New TRON? As opposed to the pro TRON?" ^(neutron / proton )

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👤︎ u/NortySpock
📅︎ Oct 25 2013
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Good Morning dadjoke

My dad used to wake me up by standing beside my bed and repeatedly saying, "Up and atom (at 'em). Up and proton. Up and electron. Up and molecule." Now he still does it when I'm home from college, and as I get harder to rouse, more subatomic particles.

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👤︎ u/AirAdmiral
📅︎ Jan 17 2014
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Chem professor dropped this on our lecture...

See how the basic unit is a photon? It has the same '-on' ending as other basic units - like electron, neutron, proton. Now what's the basic unit of sociology?

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A pers-on.

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👤︎ u/486217935
📅︎ Oct 13 2014
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Did you know that protons had mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.

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👤︎ u/SuperMegaPepega
📅︎ Feb 28 2020
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Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.

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👤︎ u/stayphreshdnb
📅︎ Aug 25 2019
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Did you know that protons have mass?

I had no clue they were Catholic!

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👤︎ u/huhmanrawx
📅︎ Jun 29 2019
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Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were Catholic

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👤︎ u/SideOfInsanity
📅︎ May 05 2019
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My teacher told me protons have mass.

I didn't know protons were Catholic.

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👤︎ u/alwaysshitting
📅︎ May 24 2019
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"Did you know protons have mass?"

"No, I didn't even know they were Catholic!"

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👤︎ u/HaHaHarls
📅︎ Aug 17 2014
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I can't find any evidence of this pun after some searches... (OC?)

Me- I meet an interesting person the other day

Her- Oh, ok?

Me- Turns out he runs a school

Her- Not too interesting so far...

Me- But it's a school for protons, neutrons and electrons

Her- umm, sorry, what?

Me- Yeah, but it's the Principal of the matter, you see?

eyeroll intensifies

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👤︎ u/somethingwickednc
📅︎ Jun 27 2015
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