I saw a microbiologist today.
He was much bigger than I thought.
Nerd dad joke that I got my daughter with just now
She wanted me to drive her home from her chemistry practical because the trains were delayed. She asked if I knew why the trains weren't running, and I said it was because of the rain. (Which was true.)
Then I asked her if she realised that trains were soluble in water; after all, what do you think the molecular structure of the Polar Express is going to be?
I can relate to semi-permeable membranes
On a molecular level
What do ISIS and little miss muffet have in common?
They both have Kurds in their way
Credit to /u/MolecularAnthony
Belle shouldn't have chosen the Beast. The other guy was a much better cook.
He had experience in molecular Gastonomy.
