I saw an ice cream holder made of polymerized siloxanes at the store today

But I thought "that's just a silly cone"

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Dad joked while trying to save my money

I accidentally put my wallet through the wash last night. This morning, as I was drying its contents with a hair dryer, my uncle walks in and immediately says "you do know that money laundering is a crime, right?"

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