because you can't open windows in space.
During a recent password audit by a company, it was found that an employee was using the following password:
"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacremento"
When asked why they had such a long password, the employee rolled their eyes and said "Hello! It has to be at least 8 characters and include at least one capital!"
So Patel tried to go to the lowest level and put a dot on the paper.
"What this, Ed?"
"A line?" the boy replied.
"I... I expected more from you. I'm... This a point, Ed."
"That's the goal at least."
You still have Gravy
They thought I was such a plane guy
The rabbit says: "I think i am a Type O."
....aren't you basically living of taxes, for not paying taxes?
A few years ago, we started a show that I quite frankly never thought would work.
Nearly four years later, including two sold out appearances at San Francisco Sketchfest and a local TV featurette, our show "Capitol PUNishment" is now streaming on Twitch Friday night at 8:30pm PST.
I hope it's ok to post this in here. If not, feel free to remove with no hard feelings. Just encouraging pun lovers to check out what is best described as "a fast-paced, in-the-moment spectacle that combines everything you love about gameshows, rap-battles, and "dad" jokes, into a unique and hilarious competitive format."
Our channel is twitch.tv/capitolpuns
Here's a little video to help paint the picture: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2RE9PgmfXo
White girl in the back: Hold my pumpkin spice latte.
You’re probably thinking “Why?”
Well, the answer is twofold.
He was their Grill Sergeant.
He has a diary, a tiara, a special cup, a pet he adores, and an obsession with a famous teenage boy.
there seems to be a new issue every passing day
Basically I fear the wurst.
Edit: thanks for my first award ya loonies ;)
Coughee cake!
Its cake and y'all know the rules!
I thought, "That's unlikely... it's a basic skill, isn't it?"
So I googled and told him exactly what I found.
Basically a skin for a friend.
But then I thought; 'Nah, too basic...'
It's basically love at first site.
I’ll only be telling inside jokes
Japanada
Use a Litness test.
IM LIVID
Context: I'm in a DnD campaign, for fifth edition.
So basically, one of my characters told a horrible pun to a planetar (Massive angel-like being) over Sending (A spell letting you communicate over long distances). "Whaddya call a celestial who likes to fish? An angel-er." and then he got asked to put his journal in the box that suddenly appeared behind hm, He complied, and when he got it back his name was gone from the first page of the book, and there was a golden box, that read "Tell me what I've pun, wizard" So I'm assuming he needs to answer in some sort of pun related to his name, Klaus Hallowmantle.
However, my brain is smoother than... I can't think of anything to compare it to all of a sudden. Oh well. Anyone who can help me with this?
Then I had an OH moment.
They are both basically Bill Gates.
