In chemistry class, my son was combining acetic acid with some sort of base when he disappeared...
I guess it's true what they say -- he who acetates is lost.
Playing with fire in my Chemistry lab class
In our groups, we were assigned to burn certain mystery elements, and figure out which element they were based on the color of the flame. When we were done, I told my group that we had just become Fire Distinguishers.
If you take LSD by accident listen to some dubstep, bass will neutralize the acid
LSD is also known as acid, bass sounds same as base, in chemistry acid and base neutralize each other
Dad joked my class today
In chemistry we were going over ph levels and acids and bases. After we finished the notes a girl says, "oh that was pretty simple" I immediately reply with, "I thought it was pretty basic" I got a groan/chuckle from people.
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