Which dinosaur always ran where it went?

A pronto-saurus.

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Buying a gift

It was the day of my daughter's birthday and I had forgotten to get her a present. On the way home from work, I rushed to the store and went up to the counter. "I need a gift for my daughter, pronto!!" I said to the young clerk.

She stared at me for a few seconds with an odd look on her face, then asked "Why did you name your daughter Pronto?"

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