A list of puns related to "Powdered glass frog"
The man replies " It's A knicknack, patty whack, give the frog a loan, his old mans a rolling stone (also I meant Mick jagger my autocorrect sucks balls)
..why would I want two empty glasses..!?
I want this bath bomb to be perfect.
Turns out, he was part Irish, part British and a tad Pole.
Turns out the frog is part Irish, Italian, and a tad Pole.
...All others will be toad.
He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
Remains to be seen.
Flyed rice
All he would say on the matter was "Reddit"
Reddit.
It has to be toad away.
They get toad.
A rivet
EVERYBODY..!!
Open-Toad!
It was absolutely ribbiting.
It got toad
Croak-a Cola
me: iβm confused
chameleon: let me be clear
Because they don't C#
Open toad
"Rid-v-it . . . Rid-v-it."
He got toad.
It was worth it though... That club was hopping.
Because without them he could Nazi.
Toad
Man Iβm glad thatβs out of the whey.
There are not enough pupils.
Rubit rubit
No whey
Kermitting suicide.
Croak-et
Because they're full of hops
Because they can't "C".
Gnatty light.
I will find you, I have contacts.
Because he wanted his friends to see what he dead there.
William Shattered
I haven't looked Bach since!
Rub it
It was the least I could do for him
Open Toad
and ended up getting toad
They get toad
Will they be popular?
Remains to be seen
Remains to be seen.
Remains to be seen.
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