Made a quarter pounder at work today. v.redd.it/o7z4m708exy51
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yo_ells
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I made a β€œQuarter Pounder”
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I found what I suspect is a long-running dad joke in a drawer at my work. It's a quarter pounder. imgur.com/go2fngq
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πŸ‘€︎ u/natron5000_
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Quarter Pounder
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How many Quarter Pounders make a Big Mac?

None of them, they can’t cook.

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A 16oz hammer is a pounder.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/drunk98
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Quarter Pounder imgur.com/gallery/xp4qC
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I gave up Quarter Pounders and now I’m half the man I used to be.

I’m a fraction hero.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lum1nar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2018
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Quarter pounder with Cheese
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My Grandfather's Quarter Pounder

Here is an image of my Grandfather's QuarterPounder. He made it probably 20 years ago - the quarter is from 1994. Grandpa said that he saw something that looked like this in a novelty shop somewhere and decided to improve the design a bit.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2016
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A quarter-pounder with cheese
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The quarter pounder was alright, but it can't compete with my quarter pounder with cheese
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Girlfriend asked me what meal I wanted for my birthday... She gets me

https://imgur.com/a/86LSZ

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My grandpa asked if I was hungry... [x-post from r/Funny] imgur.com/8z6gS0l
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What do you call a cheap prostitute?

Quarter pounder.

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I asked my son if he was hungry

Then I gave him a mallet and a quarter, and said here’s a quarter pounder

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I went to the store the other day for groceries

and noticed they were setting out the turkeys for thanksgiving. I decided to go ahead and buy mine for this year so I started digging around for the largest one they had looking for a good 20+ pounder but couldn’t find anything over 17 lbs. I turned to the stock boy and asked,

β€œDo these get any bigger?”

He answered with

β€œWell seein as they’re dead I reckon they’ve stopped groin.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/here_for_the_dog
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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McGroaner with Cheese

I went through a McDonald's drive-thru and ordered a quarter-pounder meal. The cashier wanted to confirm my order:

Her: Did you have the quarter meal?

Me: No, I wanted the whole thing.

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[Meta] Can anyone think of a good dad joke gift idea?

I wanted to make my Dad a chainsaw for Christmas, but I'm not sure if we have the saw and I don't want to ruin a perfectly good chain for it.

Can anyone think of another dad joke gift, like a quarter pounder with cheese?

EDIT: I did the quarter-pounder with cheese. I used little rubber bands, (The kind kids make bracelets from) popsicle sticks and a rolled-up piece of sturdy paper. If anybody wants to make it, let me know and I'll go into more detail.

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Talking about McDonald's...

Me: You know they have a Cajun quarter pounder now?

Dad: I don't know if I'd like it, maybe on occajun.

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A whopper of a joke

So just now my Dad was looking through the local takeaway menu because I was heading over the shops and he wanted something to eat, so he finally decides that he wants a burger, hands me a Β£5 note and says "It'll be about 3 pounds" to which I responded "That's a lot of food, you sure you don't want a quarter-pounder instead?"

Unfortunately I was the only one chuckling to myself.

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