Did you hear about the porter potty camping trip?
Shit was intense.
A photon checks into a hotel. "Need any help with your luggage sir?" asks the porter.
"No thanks " replies the photon. "I am travelling light."
Night Porter at work with my favourite dadjoke of all time
Receptionist at work had gone to get a glass of water from the bar. As she came around the corner stephen(the night Porter) was coming around at the same time. Startled, she said "oh jesus!" And without missing a beat he said "no, Stephen" and carried on walking. My admiration of the man rocketed.
He knows to bring the flavored sparkling water, yes?
Oui, il sait porter La Croix.
Dad and I stopped in at a one-star hotel that happened to have a bar. I was about to buy us beers when he said...
"Don't get your hops up. This place doesn't even have a porter."
Broadway composers who carry around a bunch of anthracite are...
My dad always brings this one out when guests are over
A guy visiting Australia gets hit by a car and is taken to the ER unconscious. When he comes to, lying on a stretcher, he asks the porter, "Was I brought here to die?".
The porter replies, "No, mate, you were brought here yesterday."
