Pret Puns

A list of puns related to "Pret"

Got the nicest compliment in Pret today. The barista looked right at me and said, "skinny, flat white?".

That diet is really paying off but I really need to work on my tan.

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👤︎ u/Lord_Harkonan
📅︎ Sep 21 2022
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I think my clock has Tourettes

It keeps ticking

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👤︎ u/MODAREA
📅︎ Jan 30 2023
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Why my group chat hates my friend and me reddit.com/gallery/y8l8u4
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👤︎ u/Infamous-Mastodon210
📅︎ Oct 20 2022
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