13 Hilarious Saris Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Would On/Off in India be called Sari/Not Sari?

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👤︎ u/Packa7x

📅︎ Aug 12 2020

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I’m Sari you can’t unsee this.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Mar 24 2018

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What do you call a delivery driver who exclusively works with Indian restaurants?

A curryer.

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👤︎ u/phatbatt

📅︎ Jun 01 2020

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My Indian friend just told her parents she wants to wear a Western dress at her wedding.

She said, “Sorry, but not Sari.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Aug 31 2019

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An Indian woman offended me, so I cursed her to be reincarnated as a a garment worn by Hindu women.

She'll be sari!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Jan 20 2020

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Me can't apologize enough for ripping traditional Indian dress.

Me Sew Sari.

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👤︎ u/wizard7926

📅︎ May 20 2019

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Capitalizing on this photo bleacheatingfreaks.com/po…

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👤︎ u/GantMan

📅︎ Aug 18 2014

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I ripped my Indian girlfriend's dress by accident

I told her I was sari

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👤︎ u/IAMA_DragonSlayerAMA

📅︎ Jul 28 2016

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What the Canadian woman change her name to after moving to India?

Sari

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👤︎ u/eldowns

📅︎ Jul 04 2018

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Check out this awesome joke I found!

https://imgur.com/a/Xs1iBMR

EDIT: Oops! I linked the wrong image. I sew Sari.

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👤︎ u/Ciden

📅︎ Apr 30 2018

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I accidentally offended an Indian woman by using the wrong word for her clothing.

So I said sari.

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👤︎ u/BecauseItAmusesMe

📅︎ Aug 30 2017

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My fiance is watching a lot of 'Say Yes To The Dress'....

Here are a few of my peanut gallery comments to pass the time....

"I'm going to open my own wedding dress store. It's going to be called 'The Tulle Shop'".

"TLC is coming out with a new show that's about buying underwear. It's called 'Say Ja To The Bra'".

"What type of wedding dress did the future wife of the New York Yankee buy? A ball gown."

Indian-themed weddings are also a gold mine because of the "sari" dress. Too many to list here. Stuff along the lines of "I feel sari she has to pick between those two dresses". "She'll be sari if she doesn't pick that dress."....the list goes on and on...

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👤︎ u/TeeItForeward

📅︎ Mar 22 2015

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My Indian friend wants to wear a Western dress to her wedding, but is worried that her parents would be upset.

I said, “Tell them- Sorry, not Sari.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Oct 10 2018

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