What did Poppy the troll do when someone took her favourite Pixar DVD?

She got back Up again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skepticCanary
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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This is the newest arrival....we’ve called her Poppy, and this is my middle daughter Rose and this is our first daughter who we call....

....Elderflower.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"

Ay poppy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thendofreason
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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Why are ghosts so fat?

Because they're scared to exorcise...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Attikey
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2016
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A story of puns

On the car with my grandpa (whom I call pop/poppy) when we see I man walking with a large glass pane pop says β€œthat must be a pane” then later β€œwhat a pane in the ass”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AidanMcGreenie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2018
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What did the Mexican optometrist say when she found an opium seed in her patient's retina?

Eye Poppy!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elseebee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2018
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butterfly themed name puns

Okay, punmeisters. I need to come up with as many butterfly-themed name puns, and have run out of ideas.

Here's what I have so far:

Mary Posa (Mariposa=butterfly in Spanish)

Coco Oon (Cocoon)

Poppy Ong (Papillon?)

Larry Va (Larva)

Madame Butterfly/Monsieur Butterfly

...mainly I need at least one more guy's name.

This is for a comic I'm doing where all the henchpeople inexplicably have butterfly names.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/globgob
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2013
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If Alcoholics Get Whisky Dick, What Do Opium Addicts Get?

Poppy cock!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jungl3j1m
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2017
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Dad Joked by my 2 year old Grand daugther

"Poppy, we went Shoe Shopping"

"Really? What did you get?"

"Shoes"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Umpire
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2014
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Uncle was visiting

(Note: posto in bengali means poppy seed)

Uncle: what do you call a place that sells posto

Me: idk drug cartel lol

Uncle: no...postoffice suppresses chuckles

sigh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whizzing-wombat
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2015
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Dad joke while eating breakfast

Ordering breakfast with my SO and his dad

Waitress: Okay, what type of bagel do you want?

SO: Poppy

Dad: Who, me?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cucumber_quickie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2014
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