Two old men are sitting poolside when the first one asks, “Have you read Marx?” The other one replies...
“Yes, I believe that comes from sitting on these wicker chairs.”
My dad, poolside.
Dad and I were at the pool sitting in chairs while my little sisters played in the pool. A woman sitting next to us lets out a loud exclamation and we look over to see that she spilled gatorade all over her phone. Shortly after, we all happened to be in the clubhouse at the same time and the woman is trying to plug in her phone. My dad says, "Why are you trying to charge it? It's already full of juice?"
