Why is it pronounced Bri ish in Britain?
Because they drank the t.
Which part of the brain is used to play chess?
The pons
Music selection on a boat
Some friends of mine like to rent a boat every year and go enjoy a quiet day of nice summer weather on a nice lake. One friend brought a stereo with her this year and asked everybody, "What kind of tunes does everyone want to listen to?"
I told her, "Pon-tunes!"
Groans were had by everyone else on the boat.
Edit: We were on a pontoon boat, not a pond.
What is Israeli's favorite Hello Kitty character?
Pon Pon Purim!
