Why is it pronounced Bri ish in Britain?

Because they drank the t.

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👤︎ u/neona07
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She does Just do it
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Which part of the brain is used to play chess?

The pons

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Music selection on a boat

Some friends of mine like to rent a boat every year and go enjoy a quiet day of nice summer weather on a nice lake. One friend brought a stereo with her this year and asked everybody, "What kind of tunes does everyone want to listen to?"

I told her, "Pon-tunes!"

Groans were had by everyone else on the boat.

Edit: We were on a pontoon boat, not a pond.

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👤︎ u/admiralkit
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What is Israeli's favorite Hello Kitty character?

Pon Pon Purim!

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