What do you call a bear that does pole dance?

A polar bear.

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👤︎ u/borg2525
📅︎ May 04 2019
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Within a decade, Pole Dancing will be an Olympic sport.

Then you'll be sorry you tossed out all of your grandparents polka music.

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👤︎ u/JazzboTN
📅︎ Jul 08 2018
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So if a Pole breaks out in a jig, would that be considered pole dancing?

^No racism intended whatsoever

Credit for pun goes to [ollies-outies] (http://ollies-outies.tumblr.com)

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👤︎ u/smol_owl
📅︎ Oct 19 2015
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I went over to my friend Micks house

I knocked on the door and his wife answered. She told me that Mick was in the barn so I went around back to find him.

I opened the door to the barn and to my complete horror, Mick was pole dancing in a leotard on a combine harvestor

Me: What the hell are you doing??

Mick: Well, you know how my wife and I have been having marriage problems. We went to go see a counselor and he said to put some spice back in the relationship i had to do something sexy to a tractor.

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Whenever a Polish person dances...

wouldn't it technically be Pole dancing?

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👤︎ u/Dasvott
📅︎ Oct 13 2019
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Halloween Puns

Why couldn’t the witch have children? Her husband had a hallow weenie.


Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man!


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For Halloween I’m going to write “Life” on a plain white T-shirt and hand out lemons to strangers


This Halloween, the only Candy I’m interersted in swings from a pole and has daddy issues


“Halloween” = an excuse for girls to dress up like sluts.


Thank goodness for Halloween, all of a sudden, cobwebs in my house are decorations!


I’ll be your trick if you’ll be my treat.


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How do you write a book about halloween? With a ghostwriter.



I’m going to celebrate Halloween the same way I always do… by murdering a bunch of teens by the lake. Sincerely,


Two monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly one said to the other, “A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?” The other monster replied, “Be a gentleman and roll them back to her.


The lesson of Halloween is that pretending to be something you’re not will lead to a sweet reward.


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What did the bird say on Halloween? Trick or tweet!


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What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween? A. Ghoul-aid!!!


What do ghosts eat for supper? Spooketi


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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school? Spelling.

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👤︎ u/Punsville
📅︎ May 27 2017
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I was on holiday in Poland...

...with a fellow Dad last weekend when we walked past what looked very much like a strip club. He was a little surprised to find such an establishment in the rather staid seaside resort we were staying in, so I explained that we were in a country with a long and respectable tradition of Pole dancing.

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