The Plantain of The Opera.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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Just found out I'm allergic to plantains today.

I'm okay but I went into bananaphylactic shock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flipswitch
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2018
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Interesting breakthroughs in plant-based diets!

Researchers have discovered that when mixed with spices found in popular Hispanic dishes, ground peanuts make a great meat substitute!

It's also been found that an offshoot of the banana family, when fried, makes an awesome faux-fish sandwich!

Craving a frozen treat, but can't handle dairy? Some have found that chilled grapes and prunes can hit that sweet spot in a healthy way!

Keep experimenting with cruelty-free ideas!

TL/DR:

If you like peanut-chiladas, and getting cod from plantains, if you're not into yogurt 'cause you have lactose pains, you could make a lovely delight with some prunes and some grapes. Here's the grub that you've looked for, get that meat off your plate!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chadimus_Prime
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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My younger brother asked my dad why he was buying the large bananas with all the big spots on them Dad didn't miss a beat.

"So we'll have a dalmatian plantain, son."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/desireewhitehall
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2018
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Pulled a nice one at dinner with my mother (may be confusing for non-Spanish speakers)

We went out to eat at a Cuban place and my mother had ordered some food with a side of tostones (a plantain dish). She complained that they had too much garlic to which I made a joke:

"Yeah, as soon as you bit into it, you tatsed the garlic and were like , 'Β‘Ajo!'"

(Β‘Ajo! is a Spanish exclamatory similar to "ooooooh" or "oh my goodnes." It doesn't have a direct English equivalent but that's what it means. The Spanish word for garlic also happens to be ajo, so I made a pun playing off the dual meaning of the word. Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. )

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CosmicCam
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2014
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Got yelled at by my GF for this one.

So I'm at the market when my GF calls and asks me to get some bananas. Well they were out of bananas, so I just got her some other fruits. When I get back from the store she asks me if I got everything, to which I responded "it didn't go as plantained, they were all out of bananas". To which she responded fuck off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainTabor
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2014
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