I looked into buying a planetarium

But the prices were astronomical!

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📅︎ Mar 12 2020
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Why'd they upgrade the planetarium

It's already spacious enough

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👤︎ u/blep_bloop
📅︎ Mar 08 2019
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Why didn’t the scientist eat at the planetarium cafe?

There was an astronomically long line!

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📅︎ Jun 09 2019
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I promised my new girlfriend the sun, the moon and the stars....

So, I took her to the planetarium.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Mar 12 2021
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Dad's puns compilation

For the record, my dad didn't say any of these. Also, they get kind of weird near the end.

My vacuum sucks, or, rather, doesn't suck.

That drawing looks sketchy. Something about it looks... shady.

Lightbulb is a smart guy. Some might even say he's bright.

"Mmm, cheesy" he says as he takes the macaroni out of the oven.

When entering a planetarium, my father mentioned how he'd like some cookies with his Milky Way.

Oreolas = cookie nipples (Couldn't really think of a way to set this one up that didn't make it even more awkward.)

"Underwear? Under there?" My dad mentioned as he put his pants away.

Edit: If you've any others, share them in the comments!

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📅︎ Aug 02 2016
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