Piscataway people Puns

I'm moving to the border of Edison and Piscataway in two weeks with my fiance and we don't know a soul. Looking to make some guy friends or a couple to hang with. Pm me!

Looking to meet up with people or go to a bar tonight. Maybe chat or have a few drinks.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Title : Relay Nodes Stats and Analysis

Following this post : https://www.reddit.com/r/AlgorandOfficial/comments/s73woc/there_are_only_120_relay_nodes_arent_we_vulnerable/

I figured I'd take a look at how feasible it'd be to attack Algorand's relay nodes. This is all done as an analysis and I will never actually attempt anything like this. Sending a bunch of valid transactions to the "test network" to test congestion is one thing, but DDOSing is completely illegal and is a considered by most a dick move.

Let's start by getting a list of Algorand's relay nodes, with the "dig" command.

dig _algobootstrap._tcp.mainnet.algorand.network SRV +short | awk '{print $4}' > list.txt
while IFS= read -r line; do
dig $line >> results.txt
done < list.txt

These are the 106 relay nodes I found on mainnet with some stats. So a bit lower than the 120 from the November 2021 faq answer (https://algorand.foundation/faq Question 22), kinda weird and I'd love an answer about this from the foundation. It might also be a mistake in the way I gathered the info.

 

Institutions/locations :

51 in AWS Datacenters

14 in Google Datacenters

8 in Universities

2 in DigitalOcean Datacenters

1 at Oracle Corporation for some reason.

1 in a Microsoft Datacenter

29 other/unknown

 

Countries :

33 United States

13 Ireland

13 Japan

11 Singapore

8 Canada

6 Germany

5 Netherlands

3 India

3 China

2 South Africa

2 Italy

1 Australia

1 Ukraine

1 Brazil

1 Belgium

1 Israel

1 Bulgaria

1 UK

 

So to cripple Algorand's network, we'd need to attack a place with few relay nodes and which is pretty isolated. Australia would seem like a good choice, there are only a few underwater cables coming out of the continent. (https://www.submarinecablemap.com/)

So let's assume we can cut off Australia's internet access to the world, what would happen? The 1 relay node would go in "Partition Recovery Mode" until it hears from other nodes in the network and all transactions coming from Australia would fail. Most importantly, the network would keep working for the rest of the world and it wouldn't fork because of double spend or block resolution. If we were to create the same scenario with bitcoin or ethereum, there would be 2 versions of the blockchains running in parallel. One in Australia, and one in the rest of the world and the community would need to come to a conscensus as to which one is the main one after the event.

Put it on my bill

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

Calcium, nickel, neon

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken