Hereβs a Spanish joke: Did you hear that Mexicans created a machine that dispenses fish?
They call it a pez dispenser
As an archaeologist, I could instantly tell the people of the ancient world were into sweet things...
They used a mortar and PEZ-tle.
Yeah, it's dumb but it sure beats a repost!
The first time I genuinely laughed at a customerβs joke
The new Aquaman Pez dispenser looks like Jesus. A man was checking out, picked it up and said. Man: is this a Jesus Pez dispenser Me: no thatβs Aquaman Man: Oh wow I guess all fish no loaves huh
