there wasent even a quadro
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uh oh
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👤︎ u/Moognus
📅︎ Jun 22 2019
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Had this text exchange with my boss today.

Me: Hey boss, Pedro was moving some boxes and somehow a hand truck fell over and hit him in the face. I think his nose is broken.

Boss: Jesus...

Me: No, Pedro.

Boss: /facepalm

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👤︎ u/Tribat_1
📅︎ Jul 25 2014
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Dadjoked by my mum.

I'm moving to Spain in September, and my mum was worried I was going to get fat.

To reassure her, I said "Don't worry, I'll find a gym when I'm out there."

She replied "That might be difficult, they're usually called Pedro or Juan out there."

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👤︎ u/6Jonnie6
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